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It is a little known fact that Vincent, much like the rest of the world at 7 AM, happens to have some minor motor difficutlies. But no matter. He is Vincent Valentine after all. The great soldier of the Deepground War, a hero of the Jenova Wars and, more informaly, a being with inbeciable balance. So a little motor difficulty early in the morning should be no problem for one such as him, right? Well, that's exactly what Cid thought up until he saw Vincent limping back into the house after retrieving the newspaper. When questioned as to why he was limping, Vincent simply stated that it was one of his old war wounds acting up again and continued upstairs to change out of his pajamas without any further explaination. Cid didn't probe further into the matter and simply accepted that explaination as fact. But upon closer examination, Cid discovered that, like Vincent had said, it was a battle wound, but rather than it being from one of the epic wars that he has fought in, the injury was caused by a battle with a lawn gnome that just so happened to be in Vincent's way while he was retrieving the newspaper. And judging by the severity of the limp, the gnome had won. Vincent refuses to admit to this.
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...wow i can be random :D i still don't know how i came up with this but oh well. hope you guys like it ^^

so you think Vincent has perfect balance but in reality, he's just like the rest of us...he falls down from time to time...especially when faced against a lawn gnome ^^ hehe. don't ask. i hurt my ankle a few days ago and this idea popped into my head. so i guess you can say the inspiration for this in is: Me + hurt ankle + Vincent = …well…this! :XD: enjoy. and sorry for the usual ^^

and stupid challenge: try reading it loud aloud the first time without laughing. my editor and i couldn’t do it so i’m curious to see who can. XP

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omg lol XD I feel for you and Vincent. lol Nicely done, and this one made my day with all of it's randomness. Wicked job!
This one made my evening yesterday. But since I was too tired to comment then I'll do that now. *^^* I just love that. Even Vince has his weak points. *gg* He does seem awfully perfect sometimes...
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Ok, cut the sometimes. T.T

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I dare. Do you?
ROFL!
That is one random but excellent idea!

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I'm not quiet, just antisocial........
hehe. glad you liked it ^^ yeah, he can seem perfect...okay, maybe ;)

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You know, just today one of those I watch on FFnet updated the story and uploaded some gruesome death-shorts about Vince. I had to read through your whole gallery to get that shock out of the system. I can only say thanks that you and your fictions are there. TwT

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I dare. Do you?
wow. good thing i posted this, huh? and i'm sure i'm gonna regret asking this, but can you please send me the link? ^^; or are they really that depressing?

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Sure can. But be warned: They are less depressing... More cruel... I didn't even read it totally, just let my eyes drift over a bit of the text before I stoped reading. >.< No, not funny. I have nothing against it when it's depressing but this kinda... .sounded like some sado/maso-fan wrote it... Sure you want the link...? There are a few good ones in the earlier chapters though (it's a collection of short stories... The last chapter is the cruel one, the rest is from boring to quite nice. ^^)

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I dare. Do you?
That reminds me of how I tripped on the gym floor yesterday, and the floor is flat! -gasps-
It still hurts TT_TT

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oh wow, I think this has just made my day!!

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I guess even Vincent has his flaws...

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